While compiling my 50 Things list, I’ve come across a few gold ones that either I’ve done and make me laugh, are just plain wrong or they’re plain funny in themselves… they’re not going  on my final list, but I figure I’d make a list of some of the ones I liked, with handy dandy categorising!  It’s kind of funny though that some of these got on a list of things to do before you’re a certain age.  At least I can say that I’ve lived somewhat compared to when I was a fair bit younger.  I have been thinking about how things changed over the past 8-9 years, although I think this is best saved for my LiveJournal.

Anyway, on with the show…

A warning before you continue… the content following is partly adult in nature.  If you’re easily offended I’d not click below.  You have been warned.

Guilty as Charged >.>

• Delay paying a bill until the summons arrives – Kinda, I just simply forgot!
• Been awake for more than 30 hours straight – I’ve done it without ill effect, though once I couldn’t sleep for 48 hours and became dillusional!

I Wish!

• Say something obscene on national television. – Who wouldn’t want to say “fuck” on pay per view?  Trent, this one’s for you.
• Been propositioned for sex by the opposite sex. – A guy can dream, can’t he?  She has to be hot though >.>
  
• Asked out a stranger. – I’m rather shy, so I’m not sure if this would happen.
• Had sex in a public place.  – I would put this one down, but I’m trying to keep my list clean!
• Hotwire a car – This would be kinda cool, but could lead to getting arrested.

Wrong wrong wrong!

• Require medical treatment as a consequence of  kinky sex gone wrong  (STDs don’t count.) – We’re talking something involving a gerbil for this one.  Let’s not go past this, please.

Not Good Enough

• Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa. – I could still do this one, but it’s not major enough for me… I already climbed up the 193 stairs of Convent Garden at least 3 times!  It’s a killer!  293 doesn’t seem terribly much after climbing 193
• Do a J turn in order to beat somebody to a parking space. – This would be cool, but I imagine it’s not a real aim, tbh.
• Watch all the Monty Python films In one sitting – That seems comparitively minor to what I want to achieve, though I could couple it with my 250 movies list.

Other

• Been arrested. – I’m trying not to, but who knows what could happen?
• Rethink your least-favorite food. Taste buds change.  – This one is true.  I still hate mushrooms and tomatoes though
• Live abroad. – This is a somewhat better achievement, but I figure I’d do it eventually anyway, plus it could be argued I’ve done it, although “abroad” to me means outside of GB and Ireland at this point.
• Make a bomb – That’d be fun, but I wouldn’t want to get arrested.  I do already know how to make napalm though.  >.>

Why are some of these a little “adult”?  Well, like I said before, I’m trying to keep the main list clean although there’s also ones that are too funny not to include.  I made no such promises about this post being clean, even though on the whole I do try to keep it family-friendly.  Of course though, sometimes you have to inject some adult humour into the mix, although
ironically it might be seen as a bit childish… go figure eh?

References are on the 50 Things page, as these are essentially “rejected” ones.  This is a small entry, partly because they’re only a handful of things that interest me.